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[mnfats]

Oldie.


An airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa had a
malfunction, and went down. A few weeks later, Pepsi Company
sent a rescue plane.

They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals. They
walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew
anything about the crash.

The Chief said, "Yeah."

When asked where the crew was, the Chief replied, "We ate the
crew, and we drank the Pepsi."

The Rescue crew were shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat
their legs?"

The chief replied, "We ate their legs, and we drank the Pepsi"

Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"

The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi."

After looking totally perplexed for a minute, a third asked, "Did
you, you know, eat their 'things'?"

The chief says, "No."

"No?" asked the rescuer.

“No," replied the Chief, ... "Things go better with Coke."

[walknmannv]

I shall.