Replies to post #15347 on The Old Timers Club (Get off my lawn)

[mnfats]

A man walks into a department store, and as he does, a perfume girl asks him to try some perfume.

The man tries some and says, "Hey, that's not too bad, what's it called?"

The perfume lady says, "Come to Me"

The man smells it again and says, "Yeah? Well, it doesn't smell like cum to me