There was an earthquake at the Christian Brothers' Monastery, which
was leveled. All fifty brothers were killed and went to heaven at
the same time.
At the Pearly Gates, St Peter said, "Let's go through the entry test
as a group. First question, how many of you have played around with
little boys?"
Forty-nine hands went up.
"Okay, right!" said St Peter. "You forty-nine can go down to
Purgatory to atone for that before you can enter Heaven. Oh, and
take that deaf bastard with you