It was the early morning -- about time for breakfast.
All at once, the young girl came racing down the stairs,
screaming at the top of her lungs, "Mom, there is a LIVE
FROG in my bed!"
Her brother -- even the practical joker that he is --
couldn't resist laughing out loud.
When the mother came down from removing the frog, she
said to her son, "YOU put the live frog in your sister's
bed... didn't you?"
"Yeah," he admitted.
"WHY did you put a live frog in your sister's bed?"
He replied, "Because I couldn't find a DEAD one!!"
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