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[monkeyfrog]

Man! that would be a trip! Once a diver always a diver but I haven't in 18 years-

[teapeebubbles]

Camping Tips

* A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an
excellent side dish. A potato baked in the coals for
three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.

* You can start a fire without matches by eating Mexican
food, then breathing on a pile of dry sticks.

* In emergency situations, you can survive in the wilder-
ness by shooting small game with a slingshot made from
the elastic waistband of your underwear.

* The guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite
makes excellent kindling.

* Check the washing instructions before purchasing any
apparel to be worn camping. Buy only those that read:
"Beat on a rock in stream."

* The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for
generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does
absolutely nothing for the eagle.

* It's entirely possible to spend your whole vacation
on a winding mountain road behind a large motor home.

* Effective January 1, 2006, you will actually have to
enlist in the Swiss Army to get a Swiss Army Knife.

* Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in
grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the
bears.

* In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can
be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.