Paul left out some material terms that I'm sure he meant to say-
Paul Hauck:
Thanks Lugee, you're the bestest guy I know in the world and if you need ANYTHING, I mean N-E-THING in the world that you need me to do to keep my job, I AM THERE!!! I’m Paul Hauck and I manage ZERO sales and POOR marketing for Liquidmetal.
2016 has been a year filled with ZERO progress by me, we have received 16 new (AKA SAME OLD SHIT I've repeated before) customer orders between prototype and production and have established important customer contacts (AKA SAME OLD SHIT I've repeated before) across several markets including Automotive, Dental, Medical, Industrial equipment and Sporting equipment. Now with our newest technology partner, Eontec, we will greatly expand, despite my "efforts", our market offering by providing both injection molding based amorphous metal solutions and die cast based solutions. Die-casting will enable the manufacturing of larger parts up-to 500 grams, and allow the casting of much thinner parts, this capability coupled with the lower cost alloys developed by Eontec will provide a competitive solution to a much wider scope of applications across many markets. Haha, as if I haven't said THAT before! I’m excited, like a tree sloth, to unlock the potential of all of the RFQ’s (that’s the inside joke I have with myself that means “RIDICULOUSLY F’IN QUESTIONABLES” that I laugh to myself inside, but probably shouldn’t be telling shareholders – or anyone else for that matter – on this call - oops) we have generated this year by revisiting them !OK, let me stop for a moment to laugh hysterically and repeat, "revisit them" - like a customer I already visited, spent time with, where they spend their time and money checking this out is going to give me the time of day again, lol!) and applying our expanded capabilities. In our interest to quickly "leverage" (my big word for the day) our broadened technology offer we will be releasing a series of new marketing materials during the next few months, in particular please watch for a new website and two new generations of our design guides. Version 4.0 of the design guid will be released this month and 5.0 will be released during Q1 of 2017. And just WHO isn't excited by NEW DESIGN GUIDES?!?!?! Hell, I know they help me pass the time! We will also continue a busy trade show schedule, of 1 to 2 per year, where I leave that to uninterested MSR's and the scientists whose job is to to R&D and not sell, to help get the word out to potential new customers and will be hosting very important (because I am the Kind of Self-Importance - hang on while I pound my chest for everyone!) customer visits at our manufacturing facility, again, we are thrilled with the recent changes in our business and look forward to continue growth. Now I will turn the call over to Bruce, who some of you know I have secretly made the scapegoat for my shortcomings, to provide an update on our business development.
- Here's hoping Lugee figures him out or succeeds despite this guy, which Lugee will - no salary, no director's fees, 64 mill in the game with Eon doing the manufacturing will make it work.
If Hauck truly told anyone that Bromage is to blame for his own failure to sell - that's a disgrace, not a team player, a loose-lipped person sinking ships and should be annexed last week. He's a Senior Executive of Embarrassment if he truly did that.