Do you think I'm going to be wrong?! I highly doubt I will, and so, I don't have to fantasize on a different outcome if they do. Plus, do you have any basis that they will deliver news besides the fact that you think "we are due" news? If you are basing your opinion on info received from Pope or another third party, then I don't think I'll be wrong. Maybe news will come out next month or in a year or never again, but next week doesn't seem possible ;-) It's a great joke by the way! Congrats!
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