Replies to post #683 on Sons And Daughters Of BBCMF with Redneck Comedy, C

[teapeebubbles]

Redneck Personal Hygiene

Unlike clothes, shoes, and your brother's wife,
a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.

When you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to
change the sheets.

While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this
is a job that should be done using one's OWN
truck keys.

Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming
work. A cigarette lighter can accomplish the
same goal and save hours. Note: Its a good
idea to keep a bucket of water handy when
using this method. Also, it's better not to
be alone in the house in case the fire gets
out of control.

[teapeebubbles]

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent
all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the
wading suits, the rowboat, the car and even a
cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't
catch anything. The same thing happens on the
second day, and on the third day. It goes on
like this until finally, on the last day of
their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed.
One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you
realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost
us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we
didn't catch any more!"