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Redneck Personal Hygiene

Unlike clothes, shoes, and your brother's wife,
a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.

When you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to
change the sheets.

While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this
is a job that should be done using one's OWN
truck keys.

Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming
work. A cigarette lighter can accomplish the
same goal and save hours. Note: Its a good
idea to keep a bucket of water handy when
using this method. Also, it's better not to
be alone in the house in case the fire gets
out of control.