My wife is fluent in Mandarin, but since she soured on my "great Liquidmetal investment" eons ago (no pun intended against "Eon-tec") I rarely discuss my investment "prowess" with her again, and mentioning Liquidmetal only sets a bout of "I told you so" and "why didn't you listen to me when I told you to sell how many times".
I may be crazy, but I am not mad. That's why I don't dare ask her to translate any more.