Replies to post #142793 on SPDR S&P 500 (SPY)

[shankapotamus]

Lolllll. And the market ascended into heaven.

[imiloa]

and as the fourth hour of the trading day began
a voice from the heavens arose across the land...

and the Lord called unto all who could hear,
"in the next hour, the heretic, Yellen, will speak.
listen not to her words
for they are wrought from deception and cruelty."

as the echoes of the mighty words faded far down the valley
the lone shepherd looked at his emaciated flock of puts
and thought...
"i could really use a bit of rain here..."