Replies to post #20960 on Any Good Jokes? (JOKES)

[mnfats]

This fella passed away, and he arrives at the Pearly Gates, and
St. Peter is waiting there to check him in, and the guy questions
St. Peter as to how he determines who gets in and who doesn't.

"Frankly," St. Peter replies, "we rely a lot on the list we get
from Santa Claus."