Replies to post #344375 on CMKM Diamonds Inc. (fka CMKX)

[fung_derf]

Oh I understood you alright. I was just doing as you suggested...

Drop the literacy level and the general comprehension first.

P.S. I've never heard your Texas expression, but we do say

"useless as tits on a bull" to describe him

We might also say

If dumb was dirt, he'd cover about an acre.

He's so dumb that if you moved his plate five inches to the left he'd starve to death.

He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of his boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel.