teemer: lol, I have no doubt but what he's "trying" which takes some effort. The end result though, is a big, fat goose egg. Please don't mis-read me, good sir, I am not switching camps and will be pleased to purchase the rope for the necktie party if it comes to pass. The key to highlighting absurdity is to illustrate absurdity WITH absurdity -- which is why I used the must absurd character I could come up with. Chriminy, did that make any sense? lol