"I'm sure that it's my fault that we still don't have a battery."
You're not being blamed for anything other than having no class, Tex. Elbee is not the favorite character on many of our plates but I'll bet he's more popular than are YOU! As much as I despise the man, I'd put his efforts many notches higher than your crying and border-line slander any day.
There's nothing -- NOTHING -- that you can possibly say that hasn't been said before. Your repetitious, ad nauseum statements indicate that you have a firm grip on the obvious.
Trust me when I tell you, this board is not going to turn into another e-Y bitch session.