If you put the punctuation where I think it belongs, it doesn't sound all that bad.
I just won interdigital and now I'm going to ring the register. That was a huge victory and I need you to sell some. If year greedy, I don't like it.
i just won interdigital and now i'm going to ring the register because that was a huge victory and i need you to sell some if year greedy. i don't like it.