Hold on there for a minute---do I owe you royalties? You see, I've been using question marks for many years.
I've also been using my colon but I notice you don't address that.
I wonder why?
Oops---another royalty-pending instance of the question mark's usage.
Just add it to my bill, OK? (That one ought to be on the house.)
Now, then---about those webbed feet of yours.....
There's this lonely old duck down the road a bit. His old lady went an....................