LOL! It was so funny, because we telecast one of the performances of Mefistofele, and the TV folks decided that the schlongs were just too big for a "family opera". So they swopped them with itty, bitty ones, just for that one performance. And they made us wear boxer shorts. The instruction just before we went on stage was, "Tuck them in!" Now, if they'd just left the original one, it would have stayed tucked in. But every time I jumped up on this table during the scene the little guy kept popping out and saying, "Hello!"