At the costume shop they made us put on these body socks that were painted to make us look nude. In my case that was funny enough by itself. But then they sent in this sweet little lady with a bag full of fake schlongs. As she reached into the bag to select one for me I said, "supersize it", and she did! She picked the biggest one! Then as she knelt in front of me and pulled out the front of my body sock to attach the thing, she looked up at me with a sweet smile and a mouth full of pins and said, "This isn't going to hurt a bit." Someone snapped a photo, which is still on display at the costume shop, to my everlasting shame.
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