Time for a groaner:
A sheep farmer went to a veterinarian.
"My ram keeps banging his head against the barn."
"The ram probably has jittery nerves. Try playing some music in the barnyard during the day to calm him."
Several weeks later, the vet met the farmer. "How's your ram doing?"
"Oh, the ram died."
"Did you play some music for him as I suggested?"
"Yes, but it made him worse than ever."
"What did you play?"
"Frank Sinatra singing, 'There Will Never Be Another Ewe.'"
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