Once again, thanks to all for appreciating what was written
Regarding Suicides:
"Also, this part makes me think about the 12+ JPM bankers and attorneys that have committed suicide or otherwise died in mysterious circumstances in the last year or so: "
I don't have a clue with respect to the number of suicides that happen every year in US. Maybe, we should look at the average no of suicides in US for the last 5 years, then separate them out based on the age group and sex. Dig down deeper on their educational background and profession, and then relate that to JPMC specific suicides. imo, you will be surprised with what you find out :)
Age Group: 30-55 Sex: Male Education: Master's degree Profession: Fin, Legal and IT