What kind of sh*twhistle gets married in the Atlantis in the Bahamas and then takes his bride on a cruise on polluted Lake Michigan right outside of Burnham Harbor?
Sheeesh, nothing like a romantic cruise up the Chicago Sanitary Canal and a moonlight tour of the Southwest Wastewater Treatment Plant (Stickney) to fish for used condoms caught on the grit screen. Beats the hell out of a Caribbean cruise.
Maybe they rented a cabin on beautiful Lake Calumet.
What a buffoon.
(P.S. - A friend had a summer job in college cleaning the grit screen at the Stickney sewage treatment plant - largest in the world then and still is. He had some very interesting finds on the grit screen - quite a lot of jewelry. Of course somebody would have to clean that up, which is probably not worth it except for wedding rings and such. People flush a lot of crap besides crap.)
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