Bioelectronics Corp (BIEL)

[Simpsonly]

I nominate Horus to go into FDA as a divisional director, or higher, to clean up the backlog by Wednesday lunch. Shouldn't be too complicated, "Whaddyamean new application? Just send me something, coupla paragraphs, a one pager should do, you can even back-date it if you like. What paperwork? It works or it doesn't. Don't confuse this with science! I'll just sign it and you can pick up your approval at the front desk before 4. And don't worry about the regulatory breaches of whatever, they didn't happen! By the way, what class do you want? For an extra $20 bucks, why don't you get 'em all? Then you don't have to come back for more approvals. And for $50 bucks just fill in Thermal AND non-Thermal, then you got 'em both covered! And stop wasting my time. Next application? Hurry up, I haven't got all day!"

Are you kidding me?