“Confirmation of approximately $25.5 Billion in Measured gold and silver resources at our Gold Star Mine is a highly significant event for Mission Mining Company and its shareholders,” stated CEO Carlton Wingett
Wingett? Some kind of portmanteau of Wing it and Wingnut, no doubt.
In any sane world, the SEC would shut down a company like this just as soon as it saw the PR.
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Upton Sinclair
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public."
H. L. Mencken