The Strider Revolution (Year 2018)
It is hard to imagine that in the space of just 5 years CBYI, a penny stock company, took the elliptical strider cycle to a level where others failed. Forget the fact that the designer himself could not get the devices to the mainstream market thru a well-developed, legitimate, company (Street Strider & HPN Holdings). It took the brilliance of CBYI, a company with no address in Huntington Beach, California, to pull off the greatest promotion of the last 5 years, and get a strider into every household! And talk about corporate responsibility, CBYI was always on the look-out to save shareholders money. Where other companies spend money on advertising and marketing, CBYI saved its shareholders money by “mistakenly” using photos from others company websites for their own promotions!
It is hard to imagine that CBYI almost fell for a scam at the hands of a fraudulent tire developer 5 years ago. CBYI licked its wounds from a deal that would have only sold a few items (I mean really, who needs tires)? They moved on to an item that each and every person requires daily, elliptical strider cycles! Gone are the days of much lower priced bicycles, people rushing out for their expensive elliptical cycles all but put that business under. How long has it been that you saw a bicycle in the past 5 years compared to elliptical striders! I rest my case.
I was one of the lucky ones! I invested my children’s inheritance in CBYI back in October 2013. Even though there were many out there trying to bash this stock and warn me of the lies and shady business dealings, they are now the ones wishing that they were still stocks holders, and followers of Time Magazines Man of the Year: Poger Rawson. It is almost unfathomable what he has done since buying out Apple and Google, remember them! There are still hints of those “has been” companies in the latest iStrider and Googliptical designs.
CBYI also continues to market the pre-existing tire additive (Basalt Fibers), once again bringing something to market that nobody else could! However, since CBYI has replaced most cars with elliptical cycles in the past 5 years, its production of the tire additives has sharply decreased. However, shareholders need not be alarmed, CBYI has re-built its Bamboo Farms in Arizona (offline since 2010?).
Hang on for the ride, as CBYI releases its newest must have items….
The Elliptical Jogger (throw away that old treadmill) and the full line of Basalt Fiber clothing (for those 3000 degree days)!
Disclaimer: The above commentary is for entertainment purposes only. Any of the information it contains may or may not be factual. Stride on!
