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Job Listing on Craigslist:

Traders (may vary- $75k-90k/year) (Durham)
Our organization is looking for someone that currently trades or wants to get into trading and has a passion for the markets. Should have drive to succeed. There will be multiple opportunities for advancement along with proper training.


Requirements:
a. Must have strong ability to follow rules
b. Must be a quick learner as you work with manager
c. Communication skills are essential
d. Have patience

Additional requirements:
a. Must have strong gag reflex.
b. Must have no firearms within easy reach during trading day.
c. Must be on multiple anxiety medications or willing to take same.
d. Must have letter from board certified psychiatrist containing an official diagnosis of insanity.