Drinking One Too Many
How will you know when you've had one too many? Here's a handy guide. Print out and save in your wallet.
Things that are difficult to say after you've had too much to drink:
Proliferation, Innovative, Indubitably.
Things that are VERY difficult to say after you've had too much to drink:
Specificity, Passive-aggressive disorder, Loquacious Transubstantiate
Things that are virtually impossible to say after you've had too much to drink:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
"Sometimes, business decisions must be based not on economics,
but on what is right." ~ Ivan Howes
