If you think you're going to have trouble with Canookians, you better move out fast. Obama is aboot to trade the state of Maine to Canada for two dozen pucks, a dozen hockey sticks, three refurbished goalie masks, a Syrian Camel and a player to be named later. The original deal called for 4 refurbished goalie masks. But, Canada said they already have plenty of snow, ice, sleet, rain, mosquitoes, large ill-tempered animals with antlers and cell phone systems that don't work.
They did offer Vancouver in place of the two dozen pucks; but, we're fresh out of prison cells for white collar criminals, so that wasn't going to work.
"Libenter homines id quod volunt credunt"
