Wednesday, May 01, 2013 7:15:34 AM
MASSIVE FRAUD (PINKY: MSSSD) ENTERS TRILLION DOLLAR MEDICAL MARIJUANA MARKET
-------Will Create PrintForge 3D Printer Marijuana Farm, Patent Pending
Massive Fraud’s PrintForge 3D Unit is pleased to announce its Fritz the Cat branded Medical Marijuana Division. “3D was yesterday; medical marijuana is today,” observed CEO Emeritus Oscar Hanes. “Did you see the price action on MJNA yesterday – up nearly 50% on news that included that they recognized payment of worthless stock as 5 million dollars of revenue?”
But we have the incredible opportunity to merge the hottest button on the Big Board with the red hot buzz word in penny land!!!" quipped Hanes.
"Yo, Dude, growing ganja IS so yesterday... Why grow da weed and put up with all that hassle when you can just print da sh*t with Massive's phantom 3D printers!!" shouted an excited Fritz the Cat.
“Beginning today, we are canceling all pre-orders for our PrintForge 3D printers and instead will use those printers to create the world’s first 3D printer marijuana farm, for which we have submitted US patent #HQ9470037," remarked Hanes.
“I know that our shareholders were looking forward to seeing revenues finally recognized in our next 10-K and might be disappointed, but I’m sure that they will understand that utilizing our revolutionary PrintForge 3D printers to produce our patent pending Fritz the Cat branded Medical Marijuana will produce a far greater ROI down the road.”
“Along with our Felix the Cat Magic Bag, we anticipate a trillion dollar valuation for this medical marijuana patent. Furthermore, we foresee a trillion dollar market for our Fritz the Cat Medical Marijuana.
About Fritz the Cat
Fritz the Cat is a comic strip created by Robert Crumb. Set in a "supercity" of anthropomorphic animals, the strip focuses on Fritz, a feline con artist who frequently goes on wild adventures that sometimes involve sexual escapades. Crumb began drawing this character in homemade comic books when he was a child. Fritz became his most famous character.
The strip appeared in Help! and Cavalier magazines. It subsequently gained prominence in publications associated with the underground comix scene between 1965 and 1972. Fritz the Cat comic compilations elevated the strip into one of the most iconic features of the underground scene.
The strip received further attention when it was adapted into a 1972 animated film with the same name. The directorial debut of animator Ralph Bakshi, it became a worldwide success. It was the first animated feature film to receive an X rating in the United States and the most successful independent animated feature to date.
MASSIVE FRAUD ENTERS TRILLION DOLLAR MAGIC BAG MARKET
MASSIVE FRAUD (Pinky: MSSSD) SIGNS FRITZ THE CAT
-------Will Create PrintForge 3D Printer Marijuana Farm, Patent Pending
Massive Fraud’s PrintForge 3D Unit is pleased to announce its Fritz the Cat branded Medical Marijuana Division. “3D was yesterday; medical marijuana is today,” observed CEO Emeritus Oscar Hanes. “Did you see the price action on MJNA yesterday – up nearly 50% on news that included that they recognized payment of worthless stock as 5 million dollars of revenue?”
But we have the incredible opportunity to merge the hottest button on the Big Board with the red hot buzz word in penny land!!!" quipped Hanes.
"Yo, Dude, growing ganja IS so yesterday... Why grow da weed and put up with all that hassle when you can just print da sh*t with Massive's phantom 3D printers!!" shouted an excited Fritz the Cat.
“Beginning today, we are canceling all pre-orders for our PrintForge 3D printers and instead will use those printers to create the world’s first 3D printer marijuana farm, for which we have submitted US patent #HQ9470037," remarked Hanes.
“I know that our shareholders were looking forward to seeing revenues finally recognized in our next 10-K and might be disappointed, but I’m sure that they will understand that utilizing our revolutionary PrintForge 3D printers to produce our patent pending Fritz the Cat branded Medical Marijuana will produce a far greater ROI down the road.”
“Along with our Felix the Cat Magic Bag, we anticipate a trillion dollar valuation for this medical marijuana patent. Furthermore, we foresee a trillion dollar market for our Fritz the Cat Medical Marijuana.
About Fritz the Cat
Fritz the Cat is a comic strip created by Robert Crumb. Set in a "supercity" of anthropomorphic animals, the strip focuses on Fritz, a feline con artist who frequently goes on wild adventures that sometimes involve sexual escapades. Crumb began drawing this character in homemade comic books when he was a child. Fritz became his most famous character.
The strip appeared in Help! and Cavalier magazines. It subsequently gained prominence in publications associated with the underground comix scene between 1965 and 1972. Fritz the Cat comic compilations elevated the strip into one of the most iconic features of the underground scene.
The strip received further attention when it was adapted into a 1972 animated film with the same name. The directorial debut of animator Ralph Bakshi, it became a worldwide success. It was the first animated feature film to receive an X rating in the United States and the most successful independent animated feature to date.
MASSIVE FRAUD ENTERS TRILLION DOLLAR MAGIC BAG MARKET
MASSIVE FRAUD (Pinky: MSSSD) SIGNS FRITZ THE CAT
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