Monday, April 22, 2013 2:05:51 PM
MASSIVE FRAUD ENTERS TRILLION DOLLAR MAGIC BAG MARKET!!!
Massive Fraud, Inc. (MSSSD) is proud to announce that it has created the revolutionary Felix the Cat Magic Bag and is poised to create and enter an anticipated TRILLION DOLLAR magic bag marketplace!
When CEO Oscar Hanes lurked last Friday on the iHub message board and read the idea of perspicacious shareholder JerseyDrew, he wasted no time into putting the suggestion in action.
Lacking an R&D department, Hanes hired an underground hacker from Russia who deployed a botnet that harvested the computing power of over 1 million private pc’s which had been previously been infected and compromised with his malware.
“In just 48 hours, our associate in Russia was able to design a working model of a Felix the Cat Magic Bag. We now have our PrintForge 3D Farm churning out those Magic Bags round the clock, and we are now accepting pre-orders.”
“Furthermore,” Hanes enthuses, “we finally anticipate an asset on our balance sheet. We have pending US Patent #HZ8590836 which we are tentatively valuing at 4.7 trillion dollars!!!”
Massive Fraud, Inc. (MSSSD) is proud to announce that it has created the revolutionary Felix the Cat Magic Bag and is poised to create and enter an anticipated TRILLION DOLLAR magic bag marketplace!
When CEO Oscar Hanes lurked last Friday on the iHub message board and read the idea of perspicacious shareholder JerseyDrew, he wasted no time into putting the suggestion in action.
Lacking an R&D department, Hanes hired an underground hacker from Russia who deployed a botnet that harvested the computing power of over 1 million private pc’s which had been previously been infected and compromised with his malware.
“In just 48 hours, our associate in Russia was able to design a working model of a Felix the Cat Magic Bag. We now have our PrintForge 3D Farm churning out those Magic Bags round the clock, and we are now accepting pre-orders.”
“Furthermore,” Hanes enthuses, “we finally anticipate an asset on our balance sheet. We have pending US Patent #HZ8590836 which we are tentatively valuing at 4.7 trillion dollars!!!”
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