> Subject: West Virginia DUI
>
> Only a West Virginian could think of this ... from the county where
drunk
> driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.
>
> Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in West
Virginia~~
>
> After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated
> that he could barely walk.
>
>
>
> The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
>
> with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and
trying
> his keys on five different vehicles,
> the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a
few
> minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
>
> Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off
> (it was a fine, dry summer night) -- flicked the blinkers on, then
> off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
lights.
>
>
>
> He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then
> remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron
> vehicles left.
>
> At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the
> parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police
officer,
> having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car,
put on
> the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out
a
> breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no
evidence
> of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
> Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me
to the
> police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
>
>
> "I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the
designated
> decoy.
>
