Definition Of A Bad Day
A depressed guy is sitting at the bar staring into his drink when a macho guy struts up, grabs the drink and downs it in one swallow.
As the depressed fellow starts crying, the macho man reconsiders what he just did.
"I'm sorry, fellow. I was just teasing you. Tell you what, I'll buy you another drink, a double."
The depressed guy doesn't even look up. "This is the worst day of my life," he whines. "I can't do anything right. I overslept this morning and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. I got to the parking lot and found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I took a cab home and after the cab left, I discovered I had left my wallet in it. Then I went inside and I found my wife in bed with my best friend. So I came to this bar and was going to end my life and you show up and drink my poison."
"Sometimes, business decisions must be based not on economics,
but on what is right." ~ Ivan Howes
