Bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting
next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of them say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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