Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his
eyes & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins &
a glass of water on the nightstand. He sits up & sees his clothing in front
of him, all clean & pressed. Marty looks around the
room & sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. He takes the
aspirins & notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast
is on the stove, I left early to go shopping."
So he goes to the kitchen & sure enough there is a hot breakfast & the
morning newspaper. Just then, his son walks into the kitchen
& Marty asks, "Son, what happened here last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 A.M., drunk & delirious, broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, & gave yourself a
black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order & so clean, with
breakfast on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, & when she tried
to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me
alone, I'm married'!"
