CMKM Diamonds Inc. (fka CMKX)

[pantherj]

There are four main requirements:

A) Use "loose" for "lose."

B) Use "there" for "their" and "they're."

C) Use "your" for "you're."

D) Never, ever use the correct "to, too or two" in any sentence.

These requirements are rigorously enforced!

I wonder what sort of rigerous background check one must pass in order to be a director of CMKX? Prove one's IQ is below 80?