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EPYH might be a real company. Just need that stinking website to be update:

[From Sept. 23 PR]

"Katrina damage estimates are greater that $25 billion, with over 150,000 homes flooded."

"We have already met with some of our partners and are convinced that we are strategically situated to cleanup and rebuild homes lost from the hurricanes. We have already started negotiating landfill options and have begun to recruit workers from our affiliated California construction labor base.

"We will be sending people into New Orleans and the surrounding areas as soon as they open and will be on the frontline of the rebuilding effort. If you want your house rebuilt quickly you should come to us now."

[From Sept. 27 PR]

"...plans have been developed and strategic partners identified to execute its business plan to acquire contracts in New Orleans and neighboring areas damaged by Hurricane Katrina. The company is currently negotiating these agreements and additional announcements will be forthcoming."

"One particular partner has a special priority status in regards to Federal contracts.... Current rebuilding estimates range up to $62 billion."

Empyrean management is currently preparing to open an office in the New Orleans area... and will begin to pursue contracts immediately. Coordination efforts are already underway to build a very efficient and effective infrastructure to pursue what seems to be an almost limitless amount of work available as a result of the disaster."

[Now give us an update and let's get jiggy.]