A guy was visiting the top of Empire State Building and another visitor said "Hey check this out!" The other guy jumps over the railing and falls to a balcony a few floors down.
Pretty soon he arrives back at the observation deck and exclaims "that is so fun and it works every time!"
A while later the police arrived and one complained, "that damn Superman!"
Another old joke...
Superman is flying over New York and sees Wonder Woman lying naked on her back on a roof. He gets ready and plunges into the honey hole. "You SOB" yelled the Invisible Man!
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