Bill asks a woman out on a date after meeting her in a bar.
She says, "What kind of car do you drive?"
Bill replies " A VW Bug."
She scornfully says, "That's awfully small!"
Bill replies, "Don't worry, I'm not going to screw you with the car."
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle