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Wednesday, February 05, 2003 3:04:39 PM
A stock broker, on his way home from work in NY City, came to a dead stop in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is just so depressed about all of the New Yorkers making her the butt of so many jokes, she stopped her motorcade in the middle of the freeway and she's threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She say's her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about the presidency in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her."
The broker asks, "Oh really? How much have you got so far?"
The officer replies, "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of the folks are still siphoning."
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