I'm sure no HMO will honor their promise to treat if you eat near lemon Twinkies. After all there is no FDA registration form on file for near lemon Twinkies.
Other OTC stores 7-11, Stop & Go, etc. are easily hood winked, even if they finally do get a few lemon Twinkies the company can't make any money on them. The costs to produce are just to high to ever be profitable.
It must be a scam. It looks like a scam, walks like a scam, smells like a scam, and the FDA says it's a fraud and a scam.
Success is the best revenge.