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TWO TWINKIE BOMBSHELLS

(1) Just got word that the new lemon creme flavored twinkie must be a FRAUD -- I searched far and wide and cannot find a spot price for "near lemon" anywhere. And, besides, until somebody invents a near-lemon mouth they'll never be a use for near-lemon twinkies.

(2) Turns out after a full blown investigation it was discovered, that back in 2009, the Twinkie execs incorrectly booked the acquisition of a pair of season tickets to American Idol. This means that they are liar, frauds, and lemon-creme twinkies do not exist. Also, very clearly all investors who invested in lemon-creme flavored twinkies who are now up 200% on their investments did so purely for the incorrectly booked value of the American idol tickets which weren't even in their prospectus and are now picketing the Twinkie company from their yachts in a rage at being ripped off.