> Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age
> and start bragging about it..
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> The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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> Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to
> know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
> roads weren't paved.
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> How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
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> When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
> think of Algebra.
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> You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
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> One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such
> a nice change from being young.
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> One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
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> Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
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> Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
> they don't recognize you.
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> If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to
> laugh at when you are old.
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> First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull
> up your zipper, then ...
> Oh No! you forgot to pull your zipper down!
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> If you jog in a jogging suit, lounge in lounging pajamas, and smoke in
> a smoking jacket, WHY would anyone want to wear a windbreaker??
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> And best of all....
> I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
>
Thought for the day......
> There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra than Alzheimer's research. This means that
by 2020, there should be a large elderly population
with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.
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Price is a crazy and incalculable thing, while Value is an intrinsic and indestructible thing. G.K. Chesterton
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Price is a crazy and incalculable thing, while Value is an intrinsic and indestructible thing. G.K. Chesterton
