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Re: nightstocker post# 2010

Friday, 01/31/2003 9:43:00 PM

Friday, January 31, 2003 9:43:00 PM

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DNA Good News and Bad News
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"I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client.
"First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with the sample found on the victim's dress."

"Oh, no - I'm ruined!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"

"Your cholesterol is down to 140!"


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