Any Good Jokes?

[PappaJohn]

Kiss and Slap
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other because they are giving each
other looks.

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for
that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she
slapped him."

The general manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know
the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure
wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy
kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face.
He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy
have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his general
manager all at the same time!"


(borrowed from http://www.mountainwings.com/ a daily free email helping you over the "mountains of life")