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[logman]

A father took his son out hunting for the first time. The father was so proud that his son passed hunters safety top in his class.
They started the hunt early in the morning the father wanted his son to have a successful hunt so he took him to a spot he had hunted for years. He told his son you get down here and don't move or make a sound I will walk up the hill and spook some deer to you and you can shoot one. As the father walked off he told his son not a sound now. Some time later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran over to where his son was and asked why did you scream. The son said I did just like you said dad. I didn't make any noise when the skunk walked by and sniffed me, I was ok when the black bear walked by. BUT then two squires came along and went up my pants leg! I heard one ask the other (should we eat them here or bring them with us)