Mr Cooper Group Inc (COOP)

[Ed Dantes]

No, you are still single because you don't have any $$$ left to pick up any women and they don't want to sit in the dark with no electric or heat because you just went All In with the rest of your life savings on some WAMUQ!

However, I actually wasn't even referring to you, I was talking about the Chestwaxin New York Assassin who has 750K shares of pure, unadulterated commons, yet is handcuffed by a 15 post per day maximum. That paradox is one you can't put a comedic value on. Perhaps if this does hit big, he can get upgrade his iHub membership. Something that should really be BAUGHT.

But in all seriousness, I loved your post. It's far and away the best thing I think I have ever read on here, and that is saying something. You should flle something with the court asking for money from the estate for your utilities Rosen is probably going to bill the estate for the Xmas light bill in Times Square for the holidays anyway.

This board has gone completely insane, and it's all because we are post drunk because we all read every f'n one of them every day. Im pretty sure that if you took the people that read this board daily, and put us all in a thinktank after this ends, we would probably cure cancer and solve the genetic code. If you stare hard enough, you will see the settlement numbers in all the posts. That's the level this thing is on.

At this point, I would be happy with just one post from Cabroncita followed by drinks. You can find me down at the Regal Beagle with Larry, Jack, Mr. Furley, and Voodoo.