A Sunday school pupil in Utah Liked to play with himself in his pew. Ta- bernacular rite was profaned when he'd cite: ". . . Leviticus, Numbers, then Deut--AAAHHHHHH!" The cowgirl from rural Wyoming Couldn't stand her man's amorous roaming. So she pruned his prick, dipped it In formol and shipped it To Laramie Trophies for chroming.