Corner Bar

[Immelman]

Here's a joke for you all:

A young woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.
She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.

After arriving the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not
gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Oh...he is breast fed!", replied the woman.
"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.

She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table.
The doc starts pressing, kneading, pinching and pulling on both nipples in a very detailed and thorough examination.

After about 5 minutes of this the doctor says,
"No wonder this baby is so hungry. Your breasts are not producing any milk!"

The woman with a wry grin on her face responds..."Of course not, I am only the babies aunt but I'm really glad I brought the little bugger in."