According to Congress! Pizza is now a vegetable! I'm not joking either! In today’s, ”Things that make the U.S. look fatter and dumber.” category, the vegetables in Congress have a new friend amongst themselves….. pizza. No today is not April 1st. I can assure you. “Senorita, have you gone crazy?” What are you talking about?” Well my darlings, apparently the frozen food, salt, and Papa John’s (Nasdaq: PZZA) lobbysists complained enough to get a spending bill passed which basically says that the 2 tablepoons of tomato paste on a slice of pizza is close enough. Don’t believe me? News courstesy of MSNBC: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45306416/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/#.TsPYCoA4M7E Come on congress I know a slice of pizza is shaped like the food “triangle” but isn’t this taking things a bit too far? http://www.stockroach.com/according-to-congress-pizza-is-now-a-vegetable/