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Hair Cut

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks
around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the
Door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at shop full of customers and
says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop
and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The
barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour
and half." The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and
says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he
goes." A little while later, Bill comes back into the
shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill,
where did he go when he left here?"

Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"